It's an honor just to be nominated... or is it? Plus recs for the international crab joke competition, Clarke Jaxton Motorbike and Olive Garden, and Fady Joudah's poetry.
I tried to get a job as a seat-filler at the Ambies, but Kramer beat me to it.
This is the most beautiful, yet heartbreaking, yet hysterical, most visceral thing I have ever read:
“As we walked into the event, there was an 8 foot tall inflatable version of The Ambie® statue, but she was slowly deflating.”
And yes it’s an honor to be nominated and you should have won (forgive me, pastors.)
Hahaha Shelly, thank you! I appreciate it. Forgive us, pastors
dear chris,
thank you for all of this.
that olive garden story is bananas.
that spider poem is beautiful.
thank you and love you!
love
myq
Thank YOU for reading!
I tried to get a job as a seat-filler at the Ambies, but Kramer beat me to it.
This is the most beautiful, yet heartbreaking, yet hysterical, most visceral thing I have ever read:
“As we walked into the event, there was an 8 foot tall inflatable version of The Ambie® statue, but she was slowly deflating.”
And yes it’s an honor to be nominated and you should have won (forgive me, pastors.)
Hahaha Shelly, thank you! I appreciate it. Forgive us, pastors
dear chris,
thank you for all of this.
that olive garden story is bananas.
that spider poem is beautiful.
thank you and love you!
love
myq
Thank YOU for reading!