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2. Get all of the seeds out of the stringy gross stuff
3. Rinse the seeds for about an hour
4. Spread the seeds on a cookie sheet so they can dry. Leave them there for about a week.
5. Put the seeds in a bowl and mix with the butter and the salt.
6. Put them back on the cookie sheet and bake at 5,000 degrees for one hour.
7. Let them cool off for an hour and then you can eat them!
I still have the Thanksgiving Cookbook created by her and her classmates 28 years ago…and the Thanksgiving story she wrote in 1st grade (she won an award for that story). Treasure these moments…and keep that cookbook forever 💗.
This post was priceless. I especially loved your comment about the “Olympic-sized track of honey.” 😂
Also, I have been cracking up after watching “Zeke is rocks” on VIP and the freaking hilarious Make Some Noise clip, both shows I have never seen before. Now subscribed to both. Sending my gratitude. 🙏
My daughter (PK-Age 4):
Roasted Pumpkin Seeds
*All of the seeds from a pumpkin
*20 inches of salt
*4 pounds of butter
1. Carve a pumpkin and take out all of the guts
2. Get all of the seeds out of the stringy gross stuff
3. Rinse the seeds for about an hour
4. Spread the seeds on a cookie sheet so they can dry. Leave them there for about a week.
5. Put the seeds in a bowl and mix with the butter and the salt.
6. Put them back on the cookie sheet and bake at 5,000 degrees for one hour.
7. Let them cool off for an hour and then you can eat them!
I still have the Thanksgiving Cookbook created by her and her classmates 28 years ago…and the Thanksgiving story she wrote in 1st grade (she won an award for that story). Treasure these moments…and keep that cookbook forever 💗.
Sounds like the right amount of butter! And I'm glad she thought to let them cool down from 5000 degrees
I love this so much… and now have some decorative bone tents to make
It's never too late!!
dear chris,
thank you for sharing all of this.
that kid who is rocks? amazing. so funny.
love you!
myq
So so so good
This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Thank you!
Thanks for reading!
This post was priceless. I especially loved your comment about the “Olympic-sized track of honey.” 😂
Also, I have been cracking up after watching “Zeke is rocks” on VIP and the freaking hilarious Make Some Noise clip, both shows I have never seen before. Now subscribed to both. Sending my gratitude. 🙏
Woohoo! So glad you liked it and excited for you to get to experience the genius of Dropout